Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Mr. Odenkirk's secret well


I need another glass of it… please!

Long arms didn’t answer.

What are you doing? You can’t take it away from me, not right now, I beg of you!

Long arms felt his grief but didn’t make one noise. It had the last bucket right in front of him.

You terrible monster, why are you doing this to me?

A cold thick mist came slowly upon the Odenkirk’s manor. Winter had arrived a little bit earlier than last year. 

Mr. Abraham Odenkirk drove parsimoniously towards the grounds that his father and his father’s father had use commonly for one sole purpose, writing.  

This man wasn’t ill or financially compromised; the family business was steady enough to bear with this arrogant old person. Everything he knew was how to  write novels and hate people. No one really liked him, no one really cared for him… not one bit.

He arrived that afternoon just like every year with a couple of dark brown leather bags and his creature pet, the one he thought was the closest soul to his dried rotten heart.

The hall which he used more often to write his pieces was huge, a classic mixture between wood and rock that gave a cold atmosphere to the place. At the end of the hall there was a very long staircase that led guests to the upper lever where all the rooms were. The staircase brought Abraham terrible memories.

His room was just as he had left it the year before. Long reddish drapes and the huge bed with white sheets perfectly set; two gigantic pillows and a small gas lamp on the floor. There wouldn’t be a sun ray that dared to enter that place for it would have died absorbed by the very grey abysm that roamed between those walls.

Odenkirk went down as usual holding on to the reel; cursing and cursing with every step. Getting down was a strange odyssey, his heart would pound with strength, going up and down was a very difficult task for a man who hated doing exercise.

Once sat in his old burgundy and dusty chair he would take out the Odenkirk’s pen, a tool that had gotten his forefathers to write novels of great reputation amongst literature enthusiasts around the globe. He would put his parchments down and start writing carefully, relentlessly…

The fireplace would be lit the entire night if needed, acompaining him until the end of his hours, but that night something strange happened. Something he had never experience or at least not since he was a young lad with nothing more that magical creatures in mind.

A mourn came from the outer part of the dying building. 

His bones shivered in fear.

Could that be possible? – He asked himself.

He remembered it perfectly… as if it had happened yesterday…

One dark night darker that rest of them, as a kid, he went out to the grounds in what meant a tremendous act of disobedience. He was after a very odd sound, at first he thought it was a wounded animal that was crying for help, but as the time went by he got himself lost in the mist.

Then he saw a figure coming out slowly from the thick night’s fog. It was a tall humanoid without eyes and mouth, his face was plain as a chest but still it managed to make that horrible noise. A mourn that sounded like a soul yelling a desperate cry for help.

 His body was absolutely pale but what he thought was the most brutal aspect of that monster was his arms. They were long, twice as long as its legs and his hands were full of blood and his finger were red pointy nails with a thirst for pain.

Young Abraham stood quietly behind a tree, everything he could do was try to handle his breath so the terrible creature wouldn’t notice his insignificant presence.

The monster seemed to be headed towards the manor. He never saw it again.

That memory…

That night…

That night his father disappeared from the face of earth without leaving any trail. Just like his father before him and the one before him as well.

Abraham was terrified; once again he went out to explore the grounds, to follow the mourning as if it had some kind of enchantment upon his mind and soul. Once again he was committing a tremendous act of disobedience but this time against his own, against a promise he had made himself long ago.

He walked and walked as the mist kept embracing him like a son and then… he found it.  

Amidst the manor’s backyard there was a small rock solid cylinder with what seemed to be a sophisticated mechanism on top of it.

A well? – He thought.

 Abraham got closer to the mysterious structure and started using the pump which brought a heavy bucket full of a strange liquid with an even stranger smell.  

The mourning stopped.

He went back to the mansion without really understanding what was happening. He had never seen such a thing; at least not in his very own backyard.

The bar had been covered with dusty sheets. 

 Odenkirk uncovered the bar for the first time in God knows how long and placed the bucket on top of it. The liquid was black and thick, it smelled not like something that could’ve gotten out of a pipe line, no. it had an earthly aroma, soft and elegant, seductive and secret.

He poured a small glass and saw it for a brief instant… and then he drank it all at once.  

The clock kept ticking with its regular cadency.

The mist kept coming upon the manor in a soft way.

His heart kept beating which meant he was not dead but something had changed…

He felt a sudden impact of inspiration.

Abraham Odenkirk then started writing words, phrases and complete pages of the unexpected. Everything seemed to be falling in place. He of course went bucket after bucket after bucket, and then…It happened.

The mourning came back.

He stopped for a second; he heard the steps outside…

The creature moved his monstrous arms and opened the manor’s wooden door. The wind came in like a thousand ballerinas, whistling and moving elegantly all around the house.

Odenkirk kept drinking, he kept writing…

Step by step long arms got closer to the disgraced sad writer.

It then stopped right next to the old man.

Abraham didn’t dare to look at the creature which had taken so many dreams away from him. Instead he kept drinking, he kept writing…

Long arms waited and mourned.

The bucket had only one drink left inside of it.

Odenkirk’s forehead was ripping with sweat; his eyes were filled with blood, red like his very own blood.
He kept drinking, he kept writing…

Long arms then stretched his enormous hand and picked the empty bucket.

I need another glass of it… please! – The old man shouted

Long arms didn’t answer.

What are you doing? You can’t take it away from me, not right now, I beg of you!

Long arms felt his grief but didn’t make one noise. That was the last bucket Abraham was ever going to take a look at.

You terrible monster, why are you doing this to me? – he started crying.

Ughh Ughhh – The monster enounced as if it was about to express something out of his mouth less face.
Abraham fell to his knees with a terrible pain in his chest.

Little black drops then started to come out of his eyes and nose.

No! no! plea… please! – He cried.

Mr. Odenkirk started puking what seemed to be an eery mixture of blood and ink. His lungs were expelling the very vice that had gotten him to be awake for four night straight out of his system.

He was dying.

Long arms was there, mourning.

A big chunck of solid ink came out of Abraham's mouth, he now was fighting for his life, trying not to choke in his own dark fluids.

It…it is a master… Piece….

He drowned in his own ink.

Long arms grabbed him by his feet and dragged him out of the mansion.

It then cried and laughed with a ghoulish delight and threw the old man’s body into the well. Just like he did to his father and his father before him.





Friday, January 24, 2014

Goodbye Autumn Road


This is a fucking insult!

I know; I am sorry!

I mean, after all that we’ve done for you?

I don’t want to die, please!

You little son of a bitch!

Damian loaded his gun.

No please!  


5 hours earlier.

The phone rang.  

Yes? Who is this? 

You know who this is you miserable fuck! Tell us where that bastard priest is hiding or we will go for you.

Man I told you, the priest is locked up inside de little church at the end of autumn road.

No! My guys are there right now! Where the fuck is the priest, Damian?

Father Raphael was crying, he had been beaten, but he wasn’t dead. Damian had saved him a couple of minutes before those brute fucks got there.

Damian if you hung up the phone I swear to God…

A continuous sound filled the atmosphere. Damian had hung the phone.

I am so sorry, I am so so sorry…

Shut up, father! I am putting my god damn life in danger here. We have got to wait just a little bit longer… 

Nick will be here anytime now

I didn’t mean to be there, I swear.

Father… shut up.  You wanna do something useful? Start praying your special holy fucking words…

Special words?

Yeah, you are a priest; you must have some kind of fast pass or whatever to Jesus, right?

Knock, knock, knock

Damian loaded his shotgun.

Who the fuck is out there?

No one answered.

Who the fuck is out there, I swear to God I will break you in half!

Its nick you psycho fuck.

Damn, come on priest; help me move all this furniture away from the door.  

Nick got inside the safe house. It was an old hangar. That place was famous, some say that back in the day a guy by the name Ehrmantraut got killed not far from that very place, alongside the river. He was a big boss among bad guys…  

Nick, we gotta go, this priest here heard a conversation, and he was in the wrong spot at the wrong moment. We gotta help him man.

Why?

He heard the location of the safe.

What? 

That’s right he knows where the six barrels are. 

Are we talking about Jack’s money? 

Precisely, the thing is the DEA has that zone all covered up. Jack’s death brought a lot of people to the operation, angry people with a thirst for revenge.

How did the priest…?

I don’t know, but those guys ain’t in the loose cannon business…

I get it, so… what do we do?

Both men walked towards the priest. He was bleeding a lot; his forehead and mouth were full of blood.  
Father, tell us where the money is.

No! I won’t talk to anyone but the DEA.  

Is that right?

You bet it is.

Damn it father! You are making me angry!

We are undercover agents. We are case studies and field operatives with the DEA, undercover agents amongst neo-Nazi pricks and drug lords that murder anyone who antagonize them – Said Nick.

I… I don’t believe you – The priest responded.

What? You want us to show you our fucking badges?

That could work, yes…

What are you retarded? These motherfuckers search us every single time. They have eyes on everyone all the time…

Why else were we going to save you?

Money?  – Father Raphael whispered

Well, I guess that from your perspective that is reasonable, but…

A bunch of murderers are right here in this fucking area looking for you to torture you in the most horrible way. They wanna see you suffer before they can actually kill you. You made them look like idiots. Can’t you get that?

Yes.

I will tell you where the money is…

It… it is not far from here.

Good.

7565 Autumn road.

Are you sure?

Yes, of course I’m sure.

Let’s go then. 

Nick kicked the door down.

It was a wooden house in the middle of nowhere, dust all over the place. Every single piece of furniture covered by brownish sheets… 

Ok, where´s the money?  

Right beneath your feet – The priest said.

Is it buried, buried beneath this house?

Yes.  

Clever son of a bitch. 

Damian went for a shovel and gave it to the priest.

Start digging. 

What? Can’t you see I’m injured?  

Dig motherfucker!

The priest removed a couple of wodden pieces from the old house’s floor and started digging.
Both Damian and Nick were there, watching, waiting…

Oh, what the hell? Why are you crying?

Why the fuck are you crying Raphael? 

It is not here….

What?! 

This is a fucking insult! – Damian shouted

I know; I am sorry! – The priest responded

I mean, after all that we’ve done for you?

I don’t want to die, please!

You little son of a bitch!

Damian loaded his gun.

No please!  

I will blow your fucking head off you stupid priest!  

An electronic sound suddenly appeared

“Beep, beep, beep, beep”  

What the fuck is that sound?

Is it you, Nick? 

No you idiot, it’s the priest!  

It’s a GPS!

Say good bye to Autumn Road Priest! You´re dead! 
  
BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG! 

A monstrous silence took over the house. 

Both Nick and Damian were lying on the wooden floor covered in blood. 

A brief smile was drawn upon father Raphael’s face.

Good bye… Autumn Road….

D.E.A! Freeze! On the ground, on the ground now!   


The priest's nightmare was over.



Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Blue

It’s yellow.

What?

The sky. It is yellow, can’t you see it?

No you idiot, the sky is blue. The only reason you see it yellowish is because of the sun, you know... reflecting upon rocks and dirt, I mean you are in a dessert... Jesus!

That's funny, you know?  the sky is neither blue nor yellow. Take a good look at it, kiddo. This is probably the last time you will be able to see it.

The man pressed the gun against Rogers head. He was very upset. Every second of that plan happened to be thought in such detail that it couldn’t had gone wrong in one thousand years. 

 But it did. 

A distant roar appeared as if the dessert itself was mourning over such a tragedy, ten million dollars were lost in that disaster of an operation. The man charged the gun but Roger didn’t even blink, maybe because he was ready to die or maybe because he was already dead.

 A truck was getting closer; everything they could see was a big cloud of dirt lifting slowly as the great machine kept moving towards them.

I hope you are ready, kiddo. These guys… they won’t be as merciful as me.

Who cares, I did the right thing. I don’t need to be begging for my life, if you are going to kill me then fucking do it, you are wasting your time and your boss’s time, maybe they’ll kill you for that too. Fuckers.

A tiny smile was drawn upon the man’s face.

You have got some balls, kiddo. I give you that.

Roger kept looking at the sky.

You know what? – Roger asked.

What?

It is fucking blue. Like everything else, right?

Blue is what got us all to this point, correct.

The truck was almost there.  

What is ten million dollars for you anyways?

Kiddo, ten million dollars is more than fucking 98% of this planet's population is ever going to have in their god damn bank accounts. It does matter. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Right… 

The truck stopped.

An old man got down. He was bold and white; his eyes were blue and filled with death. He was a bad guy; there was no doubt about it.  

Are you the one everyone is talking about? – Roger shouted.

The old man crouched and grabbed a big rock.

No I am not. You think everyone’s as stupid as you are, son?  

Roger sighed.

I am here to bash your skull with this rock. I won’t even have to waste a bullet in your cheap empty fucking head.

Is that right?  


Yes, you cost us ten million dollars. You even know what that means? It means that a huge stash got burned in your little game.

It didn’t.

What? – Both men asked at the exact same time.

What do you mean it didn’t? It didn’t burn, is that what you’re saying?  

That’s what I am saying, bitch.  

I had to burn the lab. You lost some money there but I didn’t burn the product.

Get up, kiddo.

Roger got up and tried to wipe away the dust on his jeans.

Where is it, then?  The old man asked.

Did you know that 98 % of the world’s population will never have more than a million dollars in their bank accounts? – Roger inquired.

The old man smiled.

Well now my good friend Bob here has two million in his.

Bob aimed the gun at the old man.

Bob, what the fuck is this? What the fuck are you doing?

He is right old bastard. It is all about sending a message. You pay too bad to kept your employees loyalty, I am sorry.

Welcome to the 2% Bob.

Thanks Roger.

He will know about this, he will find you and kill you just as he did with Gus. 

Oh, don’t worry, we have it all covered. – Bob answered.

You see, everyone has a price. I learned how to fucking cook and then I robbed you. He thinks the stash got burned so yeah, I will keep the money and the knowhow. A new cook’s in town. 

You think your meth is as good as his? Give me a fucking break. 

It is, you’ll see…

Hey Roger, wait. – Bob said.

What?

How will he be able to see it if he’s dead?

You’re right…

What? No, no, no… please! I won’t talk, I won’t say a goddamn thing, I swear to God.  
Everyone has its price, old bastard.

BANG!

His head was wide open. No one ever misses a point blank shot.

Good job Bob.

No problem kiddo.

Did you bring the sprays? – Roger asked.

Yes, of course. – Bob replied.

Then spray the motherfucking side of the truck. I want him to find it. 

Are you sure about this, kiddo? That man is really dangerous, If he somehow suspects that you have his crystals… he’ll kill you…

I know bob. Do it.

Bob started to paint the truck’s cargo side as if it was a perfect canvas.

“Where are you, Heisenberg?”

Like that?

Yes, he´ll know I am looking for him. And he will find me.

Hey, Bob…

Yes?

Ask me again.

Ask you again what?

Ask me about the color of the sky.

What’s the sky color, kiddo?

It’s fucking blue.




A humble tribute to Vince Gilligan’s Breaking Bad. 






Saturday, January 11, 2014

The World’s Columbian Exposition of Horrors


      Chicago, 1893.
      
He ran across the hangar as if that was the last time he was ever going to be able to feel his legs. Everything was blurry and confusing. His eyes were covered by tears … he knew something was terribly wrong, he knew…
    
Lucian went down the long staircase which took him months to find. An exhaustive investigation financed by J.P. Morgan himself was getting to an end. He was both excited and terribly scared, if Morgan was right, whatever he was going to find down there was not going to be pretty.
    
“Clack” – he loaded his gun. After all, every time he went to work meant risking his life, he was aware of it, I dare to say that he was ready to die, he always was. There was not a single string of light that could guide him; everything he had was that terrible sound, a constant thud… 
    
“Tuck, Tuck, Tuck”
   
 “What the hell?” – He kept going down.
   
 Then he saw a human figure at the end of a narrow hall. The floor was covered by a thin layer of a dark liquid. “Hello… is anybody there?” “I am a pinkerton, do not dare to move, I am coming your way” – he shouted.
    
The human figure didn’t seem to care much, it was just…there.
   
 Lucian got closer and saw a man standing, guarding some kind of door.
    
“Hey, you, what the hell is this place?”
    
“Ugh… ugh…” – It growled.
   
“What?”
   
 Lucian aimed his gun at the humanoid’s head. “Turn around, or I will shoot you”.
   
 “Ugh… ugh…” – It growled.
    
The creature turned and faced the detective. He had never seen such a thing, that thing was pale as a glass of milk, his eyeballs were missing and he had two massive bloody holes at his forehead. Lucian didn’t hesitate, not even for one second… he fired two bullets that hit the very chest of the monster throwing it down to the floor.
    
Lucian went pass the corpse and opened the door at the end of the hall.
   
 A powerful bluish light left him blinded for a couple of seconds.
    
He dropped his gun.
    
Copper wires covered the ceiling making a tornado of industrial madness in front of him.
    
“Help, please” – mourned a fragile voice at the distance.
    
Lucian went running and what he saw changed his world forever.
    
There were six gigantic cages full of bodies; they all looked like that monster he just killed. Their eye balls had exploded, they were pale as a blanket and two shinny bloody nails were stuck into their skulls. This monstrous machine was hurting them; it was turning them into some kind of horrible undead creatures.
   
 The wires led to the surface, this machine was harvesting them…
    
The detective had to get out of that infernal place; he went up stairs and head straight to the convention. J.P Morgan had to hear about this. This was going to be a scandal.
    
He ran across the hangar as if that was the last time he was ever going to be able to feel his legs. Everything was blurry and confusing. His eyes were covered by tears … he knew something was terribly wrong, he knew…
   
 “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the World’s Columbian Exposition” – A man shouted to the crowd.
    
Lucian was lost amidst the excited multitude.  
    
“What was going to happen?” – He asked himself.
   
 “Let me introduce you to the future of science, to a spectacle that will leave you dazzled in excitement”.  
   
 The crowd started clapping.
   
 “Behold… the Alternate Current.”
    
Suddenly the exposition was covered by a beautiful yellow light. Over two thousand light bulbs were lit at that very moment. It was a wondrous experience.
    
Lucian stopped.
   
 He could hear the mourning of a thousand souls coming out from those light bulbs, he was disgusted and terrified.  Those monsters were lighting the whole place with the electricity that came out of their heads, an infinite cry of pain and death contained within a crystal bulb… who was capable of such a crime?, who was so fiendishly violent to make that massacre and show it to the world as an enormous achievement?

    
“And here is the man responsible for this miracle, ladies and gentlemen, scientists of the world… "
"Nikola Tesla!" 

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

The obscure adventure of Claire Flynn



Good evening, dear reader. It was not long, or at least I hope it wasn’t since the last time we had our little chat. Thank you for still being there, for still taking the time to find yourself in front of that screen of yours. I will never forget it; in fact, I want to share a little secret with you this time.

Pay close attention, what I am about to tell you is a very powerful but very short story about a remarkable girl who thought for one instant that she could escape from it. You know, after twenty nine confessions, I still find it very hard not to be crystal clear with you about what’s happening out there.

Let me try one more time.

Claire Flynn is a very curious young lady who enjoys her mother’s company, she sees her mom as an example and that’s an obvious fact. Try for one instant to think about Claire not as a hero or as a genius but as a normal girl, in fact, imagine she is a very tiny particle of your own self.

Claire wakes up every morning of her life looking at the ceiling imagining every single little thing that happens above it, beyond the limits of that old three stories building, beyond the sky, beyond the very stars… she has this remarkable imagination, I mean, she is six years old.

What were you doing when you were six?

Well, she creates worlds of what her mother has called “the impossible” she was born with eyes of amazement and surprise. You may find my language a little bit evasive, forgive me, it is a code after all, do not forget it.

Claire has of course asked herself what makes her a girl… fair question, don’t you think? She wonders why she gets to play with those stupid blond dolls instead of being able to go and play with some hot wheels or knights in armor. This is but one of millions of unanswered question she had since that life changing day, the day she learned how to take a bath without her mom’s help.

She would stay still for hours just feeling the water all over her, feeling how it decreased its temperature systematically until her whole body started to shiver. The water was just the beginning, she cared for ceiling more than anything, because that was her ultimate canvas, it made her fill like a goddess of some sort, like a passionate artist out of control, like the best detective like, like the worst of them villains. Her unlimited galaxy waited every afternoon right above her head, between the water and the stars, there it waited, to crash and collide with her thoughts, it was… a perfect feeling.

But that morning– which I curse and blame – changed it all, forever…

She had had a long vacation and that was weird, she wasn’t used to be for such long periods of time at home, her idea was that some big change was coming, but to be honest with you, she had no clue.  That morning she approached the bathroom thrilled to her bones, ready to explore, ready to become, and so she did.

The ritual was to clean her body just the way mom taught her to and then to make the connection with the world within the world. She would look at the ceiling and forget about everything else. It was right then, right at the most inconvenient moment. 

The bathroom lights went off.

She was confused. What seconds ago was a clear white portal had turned into a bottomless black pit, unknown, different. Then she panicked.

I imagine you would think that she got scared by the horrible possibility that a ghost of some evil kind was sitting right in front of her, or perhaps you could theorize about a demon trying to posses the little girl’s body. You’re wrong.

She panicked because in that very instant she noticed that she didn’t and couldn’t remember the bathroom in which she had been taking baths since the age of two years old. She noticed that darkness had taken over both her perfect ideal world and the conventional world around her.

Something was terribly wrong.

She closed her eyes and prayed – if that could ever be called a prayer – to be able to remember. I guess you can feel the water dancing in the dark, touching your nude self, I can imagine the horror that she had to bare, feeling lost and caught in the middle of nowhere. Then she opened her eyes.

Nothing had changed, darkness was still there, mocking her, deceiving her poor senses and then the brightest idea of them all came to her mind. She realized that this blackout was a clear message. 

She could not live in both worlds; someone was trying to warn her… Once you get to the world of your own ideas you must leave reality behind you. “It is too dangerous” – she thought. Because living in her dream world meant that she would have to little by little erase the floor under her feet, the walls next to her arms and stay with nothing else but the ceiling above her mid. 

She had to make a choice.  

Knock, knock, knock – someone came to rescue her.

-Mom is that you? – she asked

Yes, sweetheart get ready, today is your first day of elementary school, remember?

The lights came back on.

She stood up, got ready and went to school.

Quite an adventure, don’t you think? There is just one thing that keeps me, you know, a little confused and worried. You don’t have to answer this one, but…


 What were you doing when you were six?